Alex + tall
"When I first met her, she was dating another guy. He didn’t like me talking to her, so he waited for me outside of class one day and beat me up. But I didn’t give up on her. I started biking and swimming and learning to box. I got skinnier than you are. Then the next time I saw him, he came over to me and said: ‘You want another round?’ And I said: ‘This will be the last round!’ Then I knocked him out in two punches."
(Mexico City, Mexico)
The giant mature females of the Neptune Islands are among the largest great whites in the world.
Surprisingly, these big girls are also among the most timid of sharks and often shy away from us up at the surface compared to other adult males and smaller individuals.
Down on our world exclusive ocean floor cage dives however these ladies do feel more comfortable in getting more intimate. This near 6m mature female named “Matilda” has moved in very slowly and with her snout has gently kissed the cage right in front of Fox Divemaster Dani Spreitzer.
In this image Matilda’s jaw is captured in half open position, in reflex to the curious connection with the aluminium cage. This gave her the information she needed, and it can be seen that she has not dropped her upper teeth down out of her gums, or rolled her eyes back, and she did not at all act aggressively or bite the cage.
However despite the relatively delicate investigation its not surprising to know that all the divers here had hearts racing and were held spellbound in astonishment from the encounter.
Mathilda the Matronly: “Human… are you stuck in the cage? Do you require help? I could easily release you…No? OK.”
"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
This made me giggle far too much
Mom! I found a stick! I think I might need some help carrying it home though…
South African Boerboel / / Blake Pleasant
Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them.
Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.
Love and respect to all sex workers out there.
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
Jurassic Park poster by Edward Dowell